I'm a Taoist priest in North America, and the deity is actually myself.

Chapter 24: It's bigger than yours when I pull it out!

"Li! You actually won't admit it! You just think I'm gay!"

"Damn it! I said no, that's no! Can't you understand human language?! I'm just a little scared!"

"Look! You admit you're scared! Fuck! What are you scared of?!"

The two became more and more engrossed in their conversation, and they moved closer and closer together, until they could feel each other's breath.

At this moment, the two were stunned, and then they were thrown back to the sides as if they had been ejected.

"Oh shit!"

"Fuck!"

Both of them cursed and gave each other a disdainful look.

Then, Ryan said to him, "Fuck! I'm going to prove to you that I'm a man!"

As he spoke, he walked toward the center of the dance floor.

Li Xuan was happy to have some peace and quiet. Yes, even in the noisy environment of the bar, he found some peace and quiet.

He drank one glass after another, thinking about what had happened that day, feeling as if it were all a dream.

I never imagined that I would actually kill someone after transmigrating.

At first, I was just doing fraudulent things; it was all for survival, so I just cheated.

He's just giving those people some psychological comfort. What difference does it make who's being lied to? As long as those people find it useful, that's fine!

To put it nicely, this is faith; to put it bluntly, isn't he just the same as those monks and Taoist priests in temples?

Later, after acquiring real skills, he never resorted to such deceptive tricks again; everything he did was genuine.

It's strange, really. Why are there so many monsters and demons in this world? I keep bumping into them wherever I go.

How do these Americans survive on a daily basis?

Could it be that holy water really works?

Bullshit!

No, he can cultivate immortality, so it doesn't seem far-fetched that the holy water would be useful.

Just as Li Xuan was lost in thought, Raine walked over with a woman who had large breasts and a curvy bottom.

He wasn't very educated, and those were the five words he uttered upon first seeing the woman.

Then, I wondered what it would feel like to sleep like this.

envious……

"Hey! Lee! I told you, I'm a real man!" Ryan said, raising an eyebrow as he sat down with his female companion.

The woman spoke up, "Hi! Li! My name is Narissa! You're really a priest? That's so cool!"

Ryan laughed loudly and said, "Of course! He's incredibly talented! I'm telling you the truth!"

However, the moment Nalisa spoke, Li Xuan frowned and looked back and forth between the two of them.

His eyes darted around, and an idea popped into his head.

Then, Li Xuan pulled Rein close, whispered in his ear with a laugh, and teased, "Are you sure this Nalisha is a woman? I'm afraid that after you two get a room, he'll pull out something bigger than yours!"

Ryan jumped up dramatically, shouting, "Oh! Shit! Lee! My brother! Look at this Nalisha, who's so womanly from head to toe, what's not womanly about her?!"

"And of course, she's older than me! She's more than ten sizes bigger than me!"

As he spoke, he puffed out his chest.

Upon hearing this, Nalisha stared at Li Xuan in shock, covering her mouth with one hand, and exclaimed, "Oh! Li! I'm starting to believe what Rein said! You're really amazing! You're the first person who could tell I wasn't a woman as soon as we met!"

"Wait, wait..."

At this moment, Ryan was a little taken aback. His expression changed drastically, and he said, "You mean you're very feminine, right?"

"I'm sorry, Renn, I used to be a man, but I'm gay. Not all men are willing to accept men, so I..." Nalisa looked at Renn apologetically and explained.

"Oh……"

Raine raised his hands, ran them through his hair, and exclaimed incredulously, "My God! Tell me I'm dreaming! I thought I'd found some absolute beauty, but who knew..."

"Oh! Shit! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"

Li Xuan simply smiled slightly, said nothing, and looked at Raine with a smile.

However, Ryan couldn't stand the look in his eyes anymore. He hated it, but he couldn't explain himself.

He opened his mouth several times to explain, but after thinking about it, he sat down with a dejected look, poured himself a glass of wine, and drank it down in one gulp.

"Fuck! Tell me, what are you going to do to keep this from being told to anyone?"

"If my colleagues find out, I don't want to live anymore..."

The thought of being ridiculed mercilessly by my colleagues if they found out about this made me realize how terrible it would be.

If he were truly gay, those people wouldn't laugh at him.

Because he wasn't, this blunder happened, and if people found out, he would definitely be ridiculed.

The thought of being associated with his label from now on made Renn feel utterly hopeless, and he just wanted to destroy the world.

"Of course, I'm not a big mouth."

Li Xuan smiled and nodded, assuring him.

"Oh, thank you! You're like a second parent to me!" Ryan was overjoyed, then dejectedly added, "Sigh, I'll never hit on anyone again!"

"Fuck! Who would have thought a man could be more feminine than a woman!"

"Oh! Ryan, please don't say that. I'm not a man anymore; I'm a woman now!"

Nalisa sat to the side and winked at Renn.

That one glance almost made Renn fall for her, and he thought it wasn't so bad, but then reason told him that she was a transvestite, and suddenly, all interest vanished.

You can't really take them out and compare their sizes, can you?

Nalisa ignored Rein and got up to walk straight toward Li Xuan, trying to get close to him, but Li Xuan immediately stopped her.

"You can say whatever you want to say, I can hear you! You don't need to lean in!"

"good!"

Nalisha nodded solemnly and said earnestly, "Father Li, can you help me? I'm being haunted by something dirty!"

"Oh? Tell me more. With money, anything is possible."

Li Xuan was overjoyed, thinking to himself that this was another business opportunity coming in.

"I was originally a man and wanted to become a woman, but current technology cannot make me a woman. In movies, I saw mysterious wizards in the ancient East who could do many incredible things."

"So I started looking for one, and I actually found one."

"I've forgotten his name. He said he was a wizard from a great Eastern country and was going to give me something, but I don't know. He just wanted my essence and blood."

"Later, I took a nap and found that I had really turned into a woman, completely and utterly become a real woman, even my manhood was gone! You're the first person to recognize that I was a man!"

"At first I was grateful to him, but now he's getting more and more demanding. I've already spent a lot of money on him, but he's threatening to kill me if I don't make money for him..."