Chapter 100 The Suffering Butt
Chapter 100 The Suffering Butt
Chapter 100 The Suffering Butt
Li Qin rode his bicycle northward with a relaxed expression.
At first, Li Qin found it quite interesting, but he soon found it a bit boring.
The key issue was that the road conditions in that era were not very good, and when riding a bicycle on them, bumps were inevitable.
At first, you won't feel it, but after a while, your butt will start to hurt.
"There aren't many people around here, let's find a place to rest for a while."
Although Li Qin said he was going to the countryside to discuss meat, there was actually no need to rush, since it was just his own words anyway.
He hasn't eaten anything since he woke up this morning.
Now that he's quite a distance from Beijing, he wants to stop and produce something first.
Thinking of this, Li Qin casually put the bicycle into his ring, then left the road and crawled into a pile of weeds nearby.
These weeds grow very tall; they could easily hide a person.
Moreover, when he reappears, he won't need to worry about being suspected.
If anyone asks, just say you went to relieve yourself in the bushes.
After finding a relatively secluded spot in the grass, Li Qin turned around and crawled into the planting space.
Li Qin fixed the entrance and exit points of the magic suitcase space to the small courtyard within the space.
As soon as he appeared, two white figures rushed in front of him;
"White jade, white snow!"
Li Qin greeted him with a smile.
The two dogs that rushed over just now were, of course, his two pet dogs.
Because of their contractual relationship with Li Qin, the two pets can sense Li Qin's location within a certain range even without relying on his scent.
It is precisely because of this relationship that every time Li Qin enters the space, his two pets will rush over immediately.
Watching his pet running around him and barking happily, Li Qin unconsciously smiled.
He first had the kitchen prepare breakfast.
While the food was still being prepared, Li Qin played with his two pet dogs in the yard.
Since it was breakfast, Li Qin didn't want to make things too complicated, so he kept it relatively simple.
The meal was ready very quickly.
Li Qin leisurely finished his breakfast.
After finishing his meal, he did not rush to leave the space.
Because his "task" for today has not yet been completed.
Grains, vegetables, fruits, tea...
Only after he had finished all of this did he return to the outside world.
"We have a lot to go to today. If this continues, my butt won't be able to take it for long."
It seems we need to think of something.
Li Qin looked at the bicycle that had been retrieved again.
The road was bad and too bumpy, and this was the first time this body had ridden a bike, so it couldn't last long at all.
Suddenly, a glint flashed in Li Qin's eyes;
"I remember there's a spell in the wizarding tradition called the Cushion Spell, which creates an invisible cushion under your buttocks."
This spell is rarely used alone; it is more often associated with flying brooms.
Without this spell, imagine how miserable it would be for a wizard to ride a flying broomstick.
Upon realizing this, Li Qin's face immediately lit up with a look of delight;
Then he closed his eyes and searched for information about the Cushion Charm;
He opened his eyes again very soon.
His face was full of smiles at that moment.
After some time, Li Qin finally found what he was looking for in the inheritance;
He simply waved his hand;
Then a small carving knife appeared in his hand.
This was the very engraving knife he had used to inscribe alchemical runes before, and now he was going to use it again.
At first, Li Qin thought the air cushion curse was just a magic spell, but now he realized he was wrong.
This spell requires the use of alchemical runes, which are then inscribed on an item before application.
Li Qin is now integrating it into his bicycle.
In this way, when he rides a bicycle, he only needs to activate the Air Cushion Charm to create an invisible air cushion under his buttocks.
Then it won't feel so bad.
With his previous experience in inscribing runes, Li Qin easily completed the inscription of the cushion spell runes.
"Not bad, this feels really good. Spells are so convenient, aren't they?"
After it was completed, Li Qin naturally wanted to test the effects himself.
He got on the bicycle and found it to be very comfortable.
In this way, you don't have to worry about your butt hurting even if you ride a bicycle for a long time.
Li Qin found his direction and began pedaling his bicycle along the road into the distance.
Not wanting to be too bored on the road, and with hardly anyone around, Li Qin decided to let his two pet dogs out of the courtyard.
Although the planting space is not small, it is still very different from the outside world.
The two pet dogs were extremely excited after being released.
And so, Li Qin rode his bicycle, with two dogs following on either side, and continued forward along the main road.
Several hours passed in the blink of an eye.
At this moment, Li Qin finally arrived at the CP zone.
The outline of a village can already be seen in the distance.
Li Qin first put the two pet dogs back into his spatial storage, then slightly adjusted his direction and began riding towards the village. Soon, Li Qin arrived at the village entrance:
The next second, two middle-aged men carrying long spears walked out;
One of them blocked Li Qin's route into the village, while the other went around behind him and blocked his way out.
"Hello comrade, we are from the militia. Who are you? What brings you to Liangjia Village?"
The two militiamen, holding long guns, looked at Li Qin warily.
Seeing this, Li Qin also got off his bicycle and said with a smile;
"Hello comrades, I am not a bad person. I am a purchasing agent from Hongxing Steel Rolling Mill. This is my employee ID and purchasing certificate."
As Li Qin spoke, he took out his employee ID and purchase certificate from his pocket.
Although these items appeared to have been taken from his pocket, they had actually been kept in the Fifth Ring all along.
Upon hearing Li Qin's words, the two militiamen immediately relaxed a little.
However, he remained somewhat wary and did not fully trust Li Qin.
Only after receiving Li Qin's employee ID and purchase certificate and confirming that there were no problems did he put the gun away, and then smiled and said to Li Qin;
"I'm sorry, purchasing agent."
While speaking, he returned Li Qin's belongings to Li Qin.
Li Qin took the items and put them away again, shaking his head with a smile as he said;
"It's alright, it's all as it should be."
Seeing that Li Qin was so reasonable, the two militiamen smiled.
Although it was their duty to stop Li Qin, he was, after all, a city dweller and a purchasing agent. If they were to hold a grudge against him...
It will inevitably cause him some inconvenience.
The most direct impact was that Li Qin lowered the prices of the purchased materials, which affected their income.
"Brothers, could you take me to see your village chief and team leader? I have something to discuss with them."
During this period, the most powerful people in the village were the village chief and the captain who commanded the militia.
If it's a larger entity, then there are also the secretary and others.
However, Liangjia Village doesn't seem very big, with only about twenty households, so the structure isn't that complicated.
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