What kind of master of traditional Chinese medicine? I'm just a male technician.

Chapter 79 Amazing Lung Capacity

"What? Food poisoning!"

Diarrhea is like love; it comes suddenly and goes quickly.

When Wang Tao returned from the restroom with Lou Manzhu, they overheard Song Yaqing's story.

Seeing her idol's pale face, she gritted her teeth in anger, "These unscrupulous merchants these days have absolutely no conscience!"

Song Yaqing said with a wry smile, "The TV station has already called the police about today's incident. The person who sold the expired lunchboxes definitely can't escape. However, the most important thing right now is that the elimination rounds will start tomorrow."

"Xiao Li, do you have any way to help alleviate our symptoms?"

After listening to Song Yaqing's account and observing her complexion, Li Yi had a general idea of ​​the illness.

"Sister Song, please extend your hand so I can take your pulse."

"Okay." Song Yaqing immediately reached out her hand.

Wait a minute! Could this kid be the traditional Chinese medicine doctor that Song Yaqing was talking about?

Lou Manzhu and Zhang Hui were stunned when they saw Li Yi taking their pulse.

The two were already quite surprised when Song Yaqing told them that a friend she knew was actually a technician.

But now, the other party is actually a young male technician!

Lou Manzhu and Zhang Hui were still trying to figure out what was going on, but Li Yi had already figured out Song Yaqing's condition.

Wang Tao cares about Song Yaqing more than anyone else, especially now that the elimination rounds are involved.

Seeing that Li Yi had finished taking her pulse so quickly, she immediately asked, "How is it, Xiao Li? Do you have a solution for our idol's illness?"

"Don't worry, it's not a big problem. I can cure you right away." Li Yi nodded with a smile.

Upon hearing this, Song Yaqing's eyes lit up.

Lou Manzhu immediately questioned, "Really? The director of the gastroenterology department at the Chinese and Western Medicine Hospital said that this is called intestinal flora imbalance."

The only way to cure it quickly is to force-feed it other people's feces.

"Pour...pour what?"

Wang Tao was stunned when she heard Lou Manzhu's explanation of the treatment method.

As a practitioner of traditional Chinese medicine, Li Yi was not surprised. "In traditional Chinese medicine terms, your current condition is caused by external pathogenic factors leading to internal damp-heat."

Although enemas can quickly stop diarrhea, they cannot resolve the underlying cause of the illness and will not lead to a faster recovery.

I will first use massage and acupuncture to help expel the pathogenic factors from your body, and then I will prepare a decoction. This way, you can completely regulate your body, stop the diarrhea, and restore your vitality.

Lou Manzhu couldn't understand anything about evil spirits or damp heat.

However, Li Yi's implication that the enema therapy at the Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital was not as effective as traditional Chinese medicine treatment made it hard for her to believe.

But Wang Tao had no doubt about Li Yi, saying, "Little Li, since you have a way, hurry up and cure the idols, so they don't have to be forced to drink feces."

Li Yi looked at Song Yaqing, "No problem, who wants to go first?"

Song Yaqing looked at Lou Manzhu and Zhang Hui, "Zhuzhu, you have more diarrhea, let Xiao Li treat you first."

Lou Manzhu instinctively shrank back, then shook her head, "Sister Song, I just finished pooping, I'm fine now, you guys go ahead."

Her behavior clearly indicated that she didn't quite trust Li Yi.

Song Yaqing was speechless and could only turn to look at Zhang Hui.

As a result, Zhang Hui also looked hesitant.

Seeing that neither of them was willing to receive treatment first, Song Yaqing simply shook her head, "Xiao Li, then you treat me first."

"No problem, Sister Song, go lie down on the bed and lift your clothes up a little. I'll massage your abdomen first, and then I'll give you acupuncture."

Having learned from her previous treatment experience, Song Yaqing didn't hesitate much.

What's more, this time I don't have to sacrifice myself for art.

So, she followed Li Yi's instructions and lay down on the massage bed.

The current condition of Song Yaqing and the other two is rooted in the invasion of evil qi into their bodies; massage is only a temporary relief of the symptoms.

After the other person lay down, Li Yi first massaged her abdomen clockwise for a while, and then massaged the Tianshu acupoint to help regulate her gastrointestinal function.

A dozen minutes later.

He then took out the acupuncture needles and applied them to acupoints such as Shenque and Zusanli.

Acupuncture at these acupoints can not only stop diarrhea, but also warm the yang, dispel cold, strengthen the spleen, and remove dampness, which is the key to truly eliminating the source of the disease.

Song Yaqing quickly experienced the effects firsthand.

Since Li Yi massaged her abdomen, she felt that the previous cramping pain quickly disappeared.

Especially after starting acupuncture.

Song Yaqing also clearly felt that the icy feeling all over her body had disappeared without a trace.

Even more so, a warm current emanated from my lower abdomen, making me feel extremely comfortable.

But the next moment, Song Yaqing suddenly felt a surge of energy inside her body that she wanted to expel.

Anyone with a little experience knows that when you have diarrhea, you should never trust any fart.

Song Yaqing naturally understood this principle as well.

So, upon feeling the abnormality in her abdomen, she immediately clenched her hands tightly, trying to hold back the fart to avoid embarrassing herself in public.

Unfortunately, it was all in vain.

"bǔ——"

A loud, long, and slightly wavy sound rang out.

The room fell silent instantly.

Wang Tao, Lou Manzhu, and Zhang Hui all turned to look at Song Yaqing.

Upon noticing their gazes, Song Yaqing's pretty face instantly turned bright red.

"Holy crap! Sister Song, you didn't poop in your pants, did you?" Lou Manzhu suddenly exclaimed.

Before Song Yaqing could answer, Li Yi kindly offered an explanation.

"Don't worry, what Sister Song just expelled was just evil energy. It's just that the airflow was too fast, and she was a little nervous, so her sphincter was tense, which is why the sound was more obvious."

However, his explanation only made Song Yaqing, who was already embarrassed, even more embarrassed.

Lou Manzhu doesn't understand these technical terms, but she has her own way of distinguishing them.

She sniffed. "Wow, it really is true that loud farts don't stink, and stinky farts aren't loud!"

Song Yaqing was already embarrassed enough, but seeing Lou Manzhu still talking nonstop, she immediately glared at her and said, "Shut up! Aren't you disgusting?"

"Pshaw! Taking a dump and farting are natural occurrences, what's so disgusting about them?"

Lou Manzhu pursed her lips, then chuckled, "But, Sister Song, I didn't expect you to have such a good lung capacity. Not only can you sing high notes, but even when you fart, the pitch is so high."

This has absolutely nothing to do with lung capacity!

Song Yaqing finally lost her temper. "Lou Manzhu, you little brat, how dare you laugh at me? It's your turn to be treated soon, and I'll see how high your voice can go!"

Upon hearing this, Lou Manzhu's smile froze instantly.

Oh no! I think I got excited too soon.

Sure enough, the next moment, she felt that Li Yi was watching her.

"Miss Lou, right? I've already cured Sister Song. Shall I treat you first?"

Lou Manzhu shrank back slightly, then coughed lightly, "I... I'm fine for now. Teacher Zhang is getting old, you should treat her first."

Song Yaqing rolled off the bed and glared fiercely at Lou Manzhu, as if to say that she wouldn't be able to escape sooner or later.

Then, she turned to look at Zhang Hui.

"Teacher Zhang, I feel much better now. You should also get Xiao Li to treat you as soon as possible."