The female CEO’s personal bodyguard

Chapter 417 A cheating invention

Shadow was also very fast, and soon what Ye Huan wanted was delivered to him.

What Ye Huan wanted was not the full text of the patent, but a basic piece of information about him.

He only read the title and couldn't help but be disappointed. What kind of expert is this? I'm going to spend so much money to buy his technology after losing money!

Just as he was about to explain the situation to his wife, someone suddenly made a video call.

As soon as Ye Huan got through, he heard someone talking on the other side of the phone.

"Hello, Master Ye, I heard that your Shura Palace wants to acquire this patented technology of mine. I happen to think that you are the best partner. How about we talk about it?"

Looking at the bearded Gauls, Ye Huan suppressed the contempt in his heart and spoke very calmly.

"Then let's talk."

He said looking at the other person with a smile on his face.

The man thought for a moment and said.

"It's like this. After ten years of research, my team has created this kind of achievement that can affect human life for thousands of years. So, the patent fee is a bit expensive. I hope Hall Master Ye can understand it."

Ye Huan was not willing to talk nonsense to him.

"Go on."

The man was very surprised to find that Ye Huan's eyes no longer had the passion to win, but after thinking about it, it made sense.

Because Ye Huan has been wandering on the outer island for many years and has experienced the battlefield of life and death, it is understandable that his psychological quality is relatively strong.

However, so what?Intellectual property rights can really get in people’s throats!

Thinking he had the rhythm, he continued.

"My patent licensing fee is 1000 million euros per year. The contract must be signed that year. If the contract is renewed, we can only continue to negotiate. I wonder what Ye Dian thinks of this condition?"

Ye Huan said calmly: "Okay, but I would like to know the specific content of your patent. How does it resist excessive intake of pesticides and other residual substances?"

The scientist said very proudly.

"We have found the trace elements needed for plant growth through research on animal excrement, and processed it through a complex process to make it most suitable for plant growth without any side effects."

Ye Huan yawned: "So that's it."

The high school man continued: "The contract can be signed tomorrow. Lord Ye, please come over when you have time."

Ye Huan frowned.

"Sorry, I can't go through now because I can't leave in Daxia."

The man said very considerately.

"It doesn't matter. In fact, we also provide door-to-door contract signing services, but our people are all professionals, so the appearance fee may be more expensive. According to the price of 100 million per person, you have to prepare a banquet for 100 people at your place. Then we signed on the spot.”

After hearing this, Ye Huan was so angry that he cursed.

"Sign the contract, sign it with your sister!"

The man frowned, completely helpless.

"Dianzhu Ye really has a good eye. My sister is 52 years old this year, but she is still a beauty that can captivate everyone. She and her husband are not in a good relationship. I really hope to find a sweetheart. If the owner is interested, I can also call him In the past, the one-time appearance fee was 100 million."

The more Ye Huan listened, the more outrageous it became, so he had no choice but to refuse directly.

"Forget it, I won't beat around the bush anymore. You'd better keep your patent. Maybe in a few thousand years, you Europeans will give you an Ig Nobel Prize!"

In addition to the Nobel Prize in this world, there is also a very weird Ig Nobel Prize.

The purpose of this award is to reward those "ideas that are so stupid that it is unlikely that they will lead to subsequent inventions."

For example, one person once won this award.

This person set up a buzzer on his keyboard to scare away cats who liked to jump on the keyboard.

There was also a military policeman from a certain country. When rescuing a hostage, he saw the murderer threatening him to hand over his gun. He made a prompt decision and shot the hostage and the murderer together.

Therefore, he also won the "Ig Nobel Peace Prize".

The Gallic man naturally knew about this award, and his face dropped at that moment.

"Master Ye, are you slandering me?"

Ye Huan snorted.

"I respect any achievements you make, but it's no longer necessary, please excuse me."

Just as he was about to hang up the phone, he was stopped by the man opposite.

"I'm telling you that this advanced fertilizer technology is only known to us. If you don't buy it, you will regret it in the future."

Ye Huan snorted.

"You're talking about how to deal with those animal excrements, right? Sorry, I'm afraid you can't apply for this patent, because for 5000 years, our people in Daxia have been doing this, and this patent for your invention cannot for you!"

The man sneered.

"Tell me who should give this patent?"

Ye Huan said very seriously: "It is the Yandi Shennong clan, one of the ancestors of humanities in our country of Daxia!"

The outer island expert laughed.

"Ye, I know there are 5000-year-old legends in your building. Don't always treat those legendary characters as official history. A person from 5000 years ago can know the current technology. Are you insulting your ancestors or looking down on us?" Luren’s IQ?”

Ye Huan said categorically: "I respect other Gauls, but I look down on your IQ!"

The Gallic man sneered.

"Tell me, your ancestors taught you how to deal with animal excrement?"

Ye Huan only replied with two words: "Retting!"

It's funny that the inventor with the latest achievement didn't understand the meaning of this word.

"What does it mean?"

Ye Huan chuckled: "We ordinary Chinese people understand technology, and I have no obligation to explain it to you. If you must ask me to explain it to you, I'm sorry, the patent transfer fee is [-] million euros."

Fortunately, they had WikiLeaks over there. He entered it according to the words Ye Huan sent, and the result was this.

People in ancient China once put animal excrement into a pond, covered it with soil to ferment and kill the bacteria inside, and then spread it as fertilizer on the land the next spring.

Farmyard manure treated in this way has sufficient nutrients and does not contain any chemical additives. It is the best fertilizer for growing crops.

Seeing the detailed instructions above, the Gallic expert couldn't sit still.

"No, your ancestor Shennong must have plagiarized my invention patent. I must go to the Patent Office to sue him!"

It turned out that Ye Huan knew the general idea of ​​the other party's invention through Shadow's technology yesterday, so he felt like he had been cheated.

Originally, he was going to just give up. Do you think this outer island expert took the initiative to ask him to beat him? If he didn't hammer him into a pig's head, how could he live up to his "sincerity"?