I'm really not a dresser

Chapter 181 Pretentious Quotations

Chapter 181 Pretentious Quotations

Hearing Meng Hao's guess, Ling Yu suddenly laughed strangely.

"Rat! Do you want to know what I said to Brother Hu?"

Seeing Ling Yu's smile, the smile on Meng Hao's face froze suddenly, as if he had faintly realized something.

"What did you guys say? Is there any ulterior secret?"

Meng Hao asked again.

"Actually, it's nothing! Brother Hu actually likes a hunk like you, so I promised him that I will take you there to make a PY deal with him!"

Ling Yu grinned.

"........."

Meng Hao's expression froze, obviously he did not expect Ling Yu to say such words.

"I'm not gay! If you want to trade with py, it's best for you to go, Brother Yu!"

Meng Hao quickly waved his hands.

Seeing that Ling Yu didn't say anything for a long time, Meng Hao suddenly remembered that Ling Yu went to the toilet!

"Hey? Brother Yu! Why did you go to the toilet for so long before? And you know! During the time you went to the toilet, Ling Ruoxue came!"

Meng Hao said with a mysterious face.

"Hey! Don't mention it! I went to the toilet only to find that there was no seat! Then I went downstairs to find the toilet, and finally realized that I didn't bring toilet paper! After squatting for a long time, my legs are numb!"

As early as the beginning, Ling Yu had already thought of an excuse, so what Ling Yu said at this moment really seemed to be the case!

"Uh... You are bloody in the toilet!"

Meng Hao was speechless for a moment.

"I was thinking of calling you to deliver paper to me, but who knew that the phone was dead and turned off!"

In order to dispel Meng Hao's suspicion, Ling Yu continued to explain.

Seeing that Ling Yu didn't seem to be lying, even though Meng Haodang believed it halfway, he still had some doubts in his heart!

After all, Ling Yu almost passed Ling Ruoxue every time!

Once or twice is fine, but this is already Ling Yu's third!Meng Hao couldn't help but stop doubting it!

"Brother Yu! Do you know what happened when Ling Ruoxue came to our box? You might not believe it!"

Meng Hao pretended to be mysterious and betrayed.

"What happened? If you have something to say, speak up!"

Although he knew what happened, Ling Yu still had to pretend he didn't know anything and urged him.

"Brother Yu! How about this! Tell me what you and Brother Hu said, and then I'll tell you what happened to Ling Ruoxue afterwards?"

Meng Hao started to make up his own little calculations, but he still hasn't forgotten what happened just now!

But who knew that Ling Yu wouldn't follow him at all!

"Speak but don't talk! I'll wash and sleep!"

While talking, Ling Yu had already walked towards the bathroom.

"Hey! Don't! I said it's not okay!"

Meng Hao was immediately discouraged, and immediately stopped Ling Yudao.

Regarding Meng Hao's character, Ling Yu thought he understood it very well, and because he knew that Meng Hao was a person who couldn't hold back his words, Ling Yu did the opposite.

Of course, it's more because Ling Yu doesn't want to hear Meng Hao's story about his women's clothing again!

Listening to his good brother talking about his deeds in women's clothing, Ling Yu always felt weird in his heart...

Moreover, Ling Yu also discovered that Meng Hao's condition seemed to be getting worse!

Because the wallpaper on Meng Hao's phone is the scene of Ling Ruoxue singing in the box!

I don't know where Meng Hao hid and took the sneak shot, but he directly captured the scene where Ling Yu's skirt flew up!

Fortunately, Ling Yu was protected by safety pants when wearing women's clothes, otherwise Meng Haobai would have picked up a cheap one?

Silent all night.

In a blink of an eye, it was the next morning.

When Ling Yu was still immersed in his sleep, a text message on his mobile phone suddenly woke up the sleeping Ling Yu!

Ling Yu opened his eyes in a daze, turned on his phone to check the situation, only to find that it was a good morning message from Tong Shiya, a girl!

Just when Ling Yu was hesitating whether to reply a text message, Tong Shiya's phone call came directly!

Without hesitation, Ling Yu answered the phone directly.

"Brother Yu? Are you up yet?"

On the phone, Tong Shiya's voice was very gentle and pleasant, it seemed that she was in a very relaxed and happy mood today.

"Can I say that I was awakened by you?"

Ling Yu joked.

"Huh? Then did I disturb you?"

Tong Shiya was slightly surprised, and asked very cautiously.

Hearing that Tong Shiya actually believed it, Ling Yu couldn't help but smile slightly.

He could already imagine Tong Shiya's cute expression at the moment.

"Haha... just kidding you!"

Ling Yu laughed loudly.

"Hmph! If you hate it...you know how to bully me!"

Tong Shiya said coquettishly.

"Brother Yu! Have you read Weibo?"

Tong Shiya asked again.

"Huh? Weibo? What happened to Weibo? What happened again?"

Ling Yu said puzzledly.

"Well, take a look! There are surprises!"

Tong Shiya said playfully.

Hearing Tong Shiya's words, Ling Yu was even more confused for a while!

He feels like he hasn't done anything important recently!Why is it still related to Weibo?

"Could it be that my writing of novels has been exposed again?"

Ling Yu couldn't help muttering to himself.

However, Ling Yu didn't think about it, but continued to chat with Tong Shiya.

After the two chatted on the phone for a while, Ling Yu hung up the phone, and then he couldn't wait to open Weibo to check the situation.

It's okay if you don't look at it, but Ling Yu was shocked when he saw it!

For nothing else, he is making headlines again!

That's right, the video of him being interviewed two days before the college entrance examination!

Just because of Ling Yu's maverick truth, people mistakenly think that Ling Yu is pretending to be coercive and talking coquettishly!

Now Ling Yu is almost always being discussed on the Internet, causing countless debates!

Some people think that Ling Yu's words are amazing because of his self-confidence!

Some people also think that Ling Yu is deliberately pretending to be compared, so he speaks outrageously, without shame!

And Ling Yu's coquettish words have also been regarded as Internet slang!

"Because the exam time is too long and boring, so I handed in the paper in advance!"

"I don't think the test score should be too high, probably more than 700 points!"

"I don't think there are too many schools to choose from, so just pick from a few key universities!"

It was because of these three passages that Ling Yu immediately became a celebrity in the college entrance examination!

And his three passages were even recorded in the college entrance examination quotations!

"Fuck! This brother is so good at pretending! This technique is superb, and his tone is unruly! When he pretends to be compared, he does not lose his demeanor, and when he fills the cup, he does not lose his style! It is quite a bit like the old man back then." momentum!"

"Just wait and listen, this is a human speech? Why do I feel that all the candidates are being pressed to the ground by him and rubbed hard?"

"Occupy the building! Wait to be slapped in the face! Wait for the results of the college entrance examination to come out, and see how he will be reduced to a laughing stock!"

All of a sudden, all kinds of Xiuer on the Internet began to discuss heatedly!

(End of this chapter)