Chapter 732: The wild boar took off his pants
Chapter 732: The wild boar took off his pants
Chapter 732: The wild boar took off his pants
"Drinking... a small thing!"
Since Jiang Zewei is willing to speak out, Lu Lu is not in a hurry to ask questions. When it is time to speak, he will speak naturally.
He asked Zhang Shaofeng to get on the kang and let the two of them chat first while he got into the kitchen and helped Chen Xiuyu cook.
There is a lot of game brought from the mountains, and the meals are very simple to prepare.
The weather is too cold, and the dishes will cool down quickly.
Seeing that Chen Xiuyu was already preparing stir-fried dishes in the kitchen, he simply took over and sliced the bear meat, venison, and fish into thin slices, marinated them briefly, then made potatoes, cabbage, seasoned with mushrooms, sauerkraut and other ingredients, and made it simply. The soup base turns stir-fry into a hot pot.
In winter, there is nothing more comfortable than eating hot pot.
All you need is a charcoal brazier and a few dips of water.
The food was quickly served on the table, and the soup was boiling. Lu Lu poured some Lei Feng bubble wine for both Zhang Shaofeng and Jiang Zewei, and drank slowly.
After finishing the meal, it was already dark.
Jiang Zewei was in a bad mood. He drank a lot of wine. He was swaying while sitting and his voice was much louder. Fortunately, his mind was still clear.
The wine bowl was replaced by a teacup.
It was only then that Jiang Zewei rolled himself a dry cigarette, put it in a pipe and smoked it in a pot, and then asked Zhang Shaofeng and Lu Lu: "What will happen to the couple?"
Zhang Shaofeng shook his head: "Guo Zhikun can't survive, the case file has been checked, and besides what happened here, he has committed a lot of other things, so he has already been targeted. As for Jiang Mingfeng... You have already seen it, sir. I have no human form anymore, and I have committed a lot of things with Guo Zhikun, in fact, someone has already reported it! I can't help it."
He didn't say much. Needless to say, in those years when he stole a few dollars, danced a ballroom dance and lost his life, Jiang Mingfeng's dissolute virtues, not to mention, he also committed other things. The key is, this matter It can't be solved by just talking to the director of the police station, and he can't make the decision himself.
Jiang Zewei smiled bitterly: "I am sending my daughter to the guillotine... It's okay. After being married for so many years and having no children, it is considered a clean break. Otherwise, it will be a disaster to keep her."
Zhang Shaofeng and Lu Lu looked at each other, but neither of them spoke.
Chen Xiuyu was also listening silently, and from time to time spanked the child's little hand that was pulling her hair.
"I never imagined how I could raise such a pair of children...what a sinner!"
Jiang Zewei's voice was full of sadness.
When he was old, his son ran away and his daughter died. This... Lu Lu really didn't know how to comfort him. Whoever it was, the only thing left in his heart would probably be desolation.
Jiang Zewei was silent for a long time, until he finished smoking the dry tobacco in the pot, and then he said: "Tell me about the animal skin book. I also got that thing from someone else in the early years."
Hearing Jiang Zewei talk about this matter, Lu Lu and Zhang Shaofeng both cheered up.
"At that time, I was still young and poor, and I wanted to be like others, carrying a stick and making a fortune, so I went up the mountain alone with my luggage and an ax for self-defense, and traveled long distances alone to Jiangyuan, and then made a fortune. With some food to bring, he plunged into the mountain with a single stick to try his luck.
At that time, I didn’t know how to carry a stick. I just heard something from the old man. I went to the mountain twice with others. Song, I just walked to the shady place, to the place where there are many linden trees, pulling the stick in my hand, thinking, even if I get a fourth-grade leaf, it will make my life much easier and sell it. How many oceans?
As a result, I stayed in the mountains for seven or eight days in a row. I encountered wild boars, was chased by blind bears, and even saw leopards. In order to make money, I did not care...
When I'm hungry, I eat corn stubble and cook wild vegetable porridge with some salt in it. Salt is precious and valuable, so I don't hesitate to use it more. When I'm thirsty, I drink mountain spring water. At night, I spend the night in the barn where the blind winter bear lived.
In that warehouse, the smell is very strong, but the advantage is that the entrance is small and the inside is dry. If the entrance is blocked, people are quite safe..."
During these seven or eight days, Jiang Zewei was really eating the wind and drinking the dew. Seeing that the food he was carrying was almost gone, he didn't even see the shadow of the stick.
If there is no food, we must go out of the mountains.
This has always been the rule of joining the gang, and it is actually also basic common sense.
There is nothing to eat, what are you still hanging around in the mountains?
It is easy to lose physical strength and become emotionally unstable because there are more worries in my heart.
Jiang Zewei, however, was unwilling to do so. He ran so far, but found nothing. After going out, he might have to beg along the road to go back. On such a day, it would be a crime to think about it, so he continued to drill into the mountains. He thought in his heart, There are so many edible wild vegetables and so many animals in the mountains, we can always find ways to get food.
As a result, on the tenth day, Jiang Zewei, who ate wild vegetables for two consecutive days, and the birds faded out of his mouth, obviously felt that his physical strength was not getting better day by day. He was too hungry and fatigued easily. Soft.
He was lucky. By a river, he saw a herd of wild boars. The most valuable thing was that he saw a wild boar nest. When the female wild boar gave birth, she brought a lot of weeds and branches and leaves to build the pig nest. The female wild boar was buried in this large pile of branches and leaves, leaving a small hole at one end to give birth to her cubs.
You can hear the grunting of the wild boar cubs inside from a distance.
The newborn wild boar does not have enough physical strength to follow the wild boar around, and has to stay in the nest for a few days.
At that time, Jiang Zewei couldn't help swallowing when he looked at the pig's nest.He waited patiently, and when he saw the wild boar feeding the piglets, following the herd of pigs rummaging along the river ditch to find food, he touched it, violently opened the big haystack, and walked inside The staggering little piglets carried two in one hand and ran away.
The piglets were just born, they didn't weigh much, and they had no ability to resist at all. He carried them easily, thinking: he must eat them.I was so excited in my heart, and I was planning to kill the four I got first, and then I would find an opportunity to come back and get a few more, so that I wouldn't have enough food for those few days.
He doesn't know how to hunt, and what he knows is only a few superficial things, and he has never seen the power of wild boars.
Jiang Zewei carried the four little wild boars and ran happily, but the little wild boars screamed even more happily. The squeaking screams echoed in the valley.
How could a female wild boar who had just given birth to her piglets go out looking for food go far? She immediately chased after hearing the screams of the piglets.
The female wild boar is far inferior to the cannon's egg in shape, without the frightening tusks, and it only weighs more than 200 catties.
Seeing the mother wild boar chasing madly, Jiang Zewei's newborn calf was not afraid of tigers. He knew in his heart that the cry of the piglet being carried was the cause of the tiger. He was afraid that the cry would attract cannon eggs, so he smashed the four little wild boars quickly. There was no movement.
As for the female wild boar, which only weighed more than 200 catties, he really didn't take it seriously.
He had helped kill pigs before. This was not a big wild boar. In his opinion, it was just a matter of one knife going in with a white knife and a red knife coming out.
Noticing that there were no other wild boars coming, Jiang Zewei simply stopped running, threw the basket on his back aside, and pulled out the ax inside, no need to chop, just hit the ax on the center of the eyebrow, and it can be smashed die.
He knew that was a weakness.
However, Jiang Zewei still underestimated the sow wild boar. This thing is not comparable to domestic pigs.
He didn't even know that when a female wild boar was protecting her cubs, even the cannon eggs could be bitten to death.
"I was a real tiger back then...
Seeing the wild boar charge head-on, I raised my ax and hit it on the head. As a result, the speed of the wild boar was too fast. My ax missed its head, but hit its neck. Immediately, I was hit by the wild boar and flew a few meters away. I fell into a tree canopy and scratched several places. Fortunately, I didn't hurt any bones.
It wasn't over yet, before I could get up, the female wild boar came after me again, biting my cotton pants and tearing them apart several times. The force was so great that I felt like I was being thrown around and the whole world was spinning around. They were all stunned. At that time, my pants were taken off by a female wild boar. "
Jiang Zewei sighed.
Lu Lu and Zhang Shaofeng looked strange when they heard this. They looked at each other and saw that each other was trying their best not to laugh out loud.
"It's ridiculous, isn't it!"
Jiang Zewei laughed at himself: "I was really ignorant at that time. Until then, I realized that I still underestimated the wild boar's ability. I panicked."
"and after?"
Zhang Shaofeng took a deep breath, calmed down his smile, and tried to make himself as serious as possible.
He was talking about very serious things, but Jiang Zewei had just experienced these things and laughed out loud, which was so inappropriate.
"Later... it was because the pants and shoes were ripped off, which made me come out. I couldn't care less about other things. I ran with bare feet and buttocks. Seeing the sow chasing up again, I didn't even think about it. I couldn't run away, so I saw a river next to me, so I turned a corner and ran towards the river, then plunged into the water and swam to the other side with all my strength.
The sow also rushed into the river, but after swimming for a while, she retreated and lingered on the other side of the river for a long time before turning back.
But my basket of tools is still on the opposite side. Without those things, I can’t move even an inch, so I can only wait by the river. Pick up the pants and put them back on.Carefully retrieve the ax and put it in the basket.
It was lucky that I only suffered some superficial injuries, and the four wild boar cubs that I threw to death were still there. I quickly threw them into the basket and carried them away, far away.I never want to provoke a wild boar again in my life.
It wasn't until several miles up the river that the four wild boars were taken care of on the edge of the river, and two of them were directly roasted on the fire.
I was so hungry that I ate two pigs in one meal.Just a sprinkle of salt, nothing else, I just think it is the best food I have ever eaten in my life, even the bones that can be chewed.After resting for a while, my physical strength also recovered, and I continued on the road with a basket on my back.
As a result, after two days of walking over mountains and ridges, I found myself in Muda Mountain. "
Jiang Zewei sighed: "I walked around in the mountains, walking around, but found that I always returned to the same place. There was a stone lid there, and there was an earth cave underneath. A blind bear once lived in it. No matter where I was in the forest, No matter how I walked, I would always come back to that place. Even if I used a crutch along the way and chopped bark off the trees, I still couldn't get out. It was like I had entered a strange circle and kept wandering around in that place.
It was not until later, after a heavy rain, that I walked out following the footprints left by a group of deer. I later learned that the place was called Qianfanpen. "
Dry rice bowl?
When Lu Lu heard the name, his expression was slightly terrified.
He had heard many rumors about dry rice bowls.
"Dry Rice Pot...how come there is such a place name?" Zhang Shaofeng felt very strange.
"The name is weird, and the place is even weirder. How many people died in the dry rice bowl, Ma Dashan, no one dares to guarantee that they can cross the dry rice bowl. If you enter the dry rice bowl, don't even think about touching people, don't go to Mada Mountain Afraid, dig yourself a grave..."
Jiang Zewei looked up at Lu Lu and Zhang Shaofeng: "This is what the locals say about Ganfanpan. Even the locals don't dare to enter Ganfanpan easily. And I got the animal skin book from Ganfanpan."
Thanks to book friend Guan Guan Salary LK, book friend 20230814223356353 for the reward!
(End of this chapter)
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